Dirty Girl Hikes

I’ll be uploading some poetry and shorter things I’ve written over the past few years soon. These will be about hiking, yoga, relationships, and who knows what else. Here’s a preview for now:

“Dream Girls”

All those dream girls,
In plaid button downs,
Wearing dirty trucker hats
Climbing ALL mountains,

That gusto-gumption,
Unapologetic-libertas,
Damn girl you got it!
Gimme some of that!

Crest-made smiles,
Blinding like a snow pass,
Sharp wit, defiance,
and swagger to match.

Louis Vuittons?
Altra’s please! Thank you.
Gearing up?
Maybe a ‘lil ULA too?

The only kids she wants?
Sour-Patch in her resupply!
You wanna dance?
Let’s see those snacks guy…

Cause she’s tramping hard,
Racking those miles,
Your twenty-fives,
Barely move’n her dial.

So keep training boy,
Or start taking classes!
Do you even know,
Where Forester pass is?

Bring her a burger,
She might stay a while,
Then she’s gone with the shade,
With her hiker-trash smile.